Sextrocities CD

SEXTROCITIES
“mutant music for modern swingers, polypod tantrics, and adult lifestyle addicts”

SEXTROCITIES - 10 HOT ASS Songs: Sacred Whoopie Blues - Safe Circle - Slutwife Shuffle - Biswitch - Impulse Control - Oneness - OMOMO - Tortitula Succubi - Witch the World - Worship

lyrics & music written, produced, and performed by Jade Dragon
vocals by Amethyst lady Dragonfly & Jade Dragon
recorded in the solar/wind powered studios of Faerie Hill Farm

SEXTROCITIES MP3 “teasers“

SEXMAS: You’ll not find this 11 minute ADULT DANCE TUNE on the SEXTROCITIES CD. This one is a “freebee giveaway” due to the fact that it contains numerous samples of WAV files gleaned from the Internet. Listen carefully. Listen again. The samples are layered deep and it will certainly take a few times to penetrate the goop. Yup. You heard it. Outrageous stuff designed to be DANCED TO (especially sky clad). Burn a copy and have the DJ play it at the club. Does SEXMAS represent the kind of music you’ll find on the SEXTROCITIES CD?

Sort of … the CD is a bit different, more song oriented, better lyrics, all original tracks, extremely potent. Oh, what the heck, here’s another “freebee giveaway” called BDSMing. It has samples, lyrics, and guitar and is bizarre beyond compare. It won’t be on the CD either. Anyway, SEXMAS & BDSMing are free and give a tempting taste of what Jade Dragon and Amethyst lady Dragonfly are capable of releasing into the public sound stream. Be forewarned. Adults only. Don’t download if you are under 18 years of age or the Homeland Sex & Terror Police may be knocking at your parent’s door after being encrusted in JADE (dried dragon sperm - according the Neil Gaimon) which is found strewn like ground gremlin guts all over Faerie Hill! They say it makes good compost. Our gardens are thriving.

PS - SEXMAS is filled with good humor in a “dirty old man” atmosphere. BDSMing is just plain warped.

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Quasi-review quotes:

“Warped. Totally and awesomely distorted beyond measure. Impossible to classify this sonic assault. Is it alternative rock, acid jazz, tantra swing, gothic blues, space dance, tripper trance, industrial puke or something else entirely new? You tell me. I’m flabbergasted” - Petunia Flowerbud Ethnogen

“Sleazy and perverted. This will certainly appeal to the abnormal crowd. It kind of reminds me of long hot nights spent confessing deviant sins in frat house coffins while holding a skull” - Long Jon Bonesman

“Subculture madness spawned by repressive social-religion-political pressures upon the body politic. These people have obviously spent too many nights studying the connections and collusions. Sextrocities is an eye-opener of the first order, a glimmer of what hides behind the mask of puritan progress in a capitalist state with a global conquest complex. This is refreshing. Who’s going to teach the class?" - Professor Duffy

“Why isn’t this blacklisted yet? We can never let the students hear this tripe. They’ll go wild with ecstasy, shake their hips, riot in the aisles, faint in front of the stage, and refuse to behave. The team will fall apart. The army won’t have recruits. Corporations will lose consumers. It’s out of the question. Why won’t these rebels go away? Let‘s get on with the game” - Coach Bullmudski

“If you’re looking for another politically correct ice crème social background or safe haven in a sports and shorts fantasy world, don’t purchase Sextrocities. If top 40 moldy oldie & country corporation radio captures your tender ear, this CD will be too much to bear. Yet, if you have a secret wild side and you truly desire to have your crotch smothered and your fragile mind hot blistered, buy it fast. Careful honey, it sticks like superglue” - William S. Megma

“Completely offensive unless you have a sense of humor. If you do, you’ll laugh your ass off at some of these twisted tunes. Dragon nails human behavior down with coffin wit and pokes his pecker at everyone. Sextrocities is not for the faint hearted. Bring out the smelling salts” - Dr. Phil Pokette

“This is exactly what your momma warned you about. Welcome to the den of iniquity” - Poppa Dufuse’

“So wild, so sexually charged and socially explosive that only the most experienced poly-swing-tantra crowd will relate. It was written, performed, and recorded especially for all those lost souls who yearn for something with more sensual punch than internet porn could possibly provide. Sextrocities is chock full of sleazy imagery, the kind perverts and sluts groove too. If you are stuck home alone, use headphones. It gets you off better that way“ - Yamtoka Yomomma

“Destined to be an adult lifestyle classic. I‘d like to make the explicit movie“ - Semena LaPuta Rotunda

“You may dance to Sextrocities. Permission granted. Buy a copy and have the DJ spin a few numbers at the swing club. Play it at the next get-down-dirty house party. Remove your clothes before the tunes begin. The experience expands with more than two people in the room. You will never be the same once you discover why preachers and their minions made group sex taboo“ - Mistress Magnolia

“Psychedelic mind manifesting magick art/science for nerds who aren‘t afraid of their turds” - Lucid Flur

“Sextrocities reveals sensual secrets which, in the past, have gotten people who practiced them executed for religious heresy, especially in the Inquisition days. Oops! Something shadowlike came out of the closet. Could it be a shoe? Does it fit? A charter is granted for everyone to practice sex magick" - Uncle Al Crumbly

“Sextrocities is about obtaining release and enlightenment through the Great Cosmic Orgasm which blows ego out of the way and allows the Great Spirit of Sex to rejuvenate deadened souls. Heady powerful thought-provoking tantric music made to suck and screw to while getting stoned“ - Alchemist of AUM

“Provide an aging late ‘60s garage band playing poet-hippie-wizard a pile of modern electronic music gear and a few vintage instruments, mix in about 40 years of political-religious insanity and let the bugger cut loose with the recording equipment. Here is the blazing result. You will be torched. Scathing commentary. Strange Days music. Nothing like it elsewhere. Zappa magnet if you get my hint” - Horace Hokum III

“Next thing you know they’ll be defaming the Pope. This should be banned. I‘m sorry I touched the kids in the confession booth. I‘ll pay off you in gold crosses” - Father Senior Pediphant

“Civilization is nuts. Admitting that point is the first step in the journey. Being of the world you know that you are crazy too. No problem. Propaganda programs people. Disconnection from nature from birth is how they steal a sustainable future. Raised in artificial environments, we shrivel as souls and explode as egos. Jade Dragon blows holes in the propaganda and points in a better direction. Sextrocities is about deprogramming and reconnection. Dragons are not very gentle when they strip away the veils of the hidden temple. This CD rips & rocks! I use it in my shock and awe therapy” - Dr. Billie Swillcakes , DDT

“God Dog! This is background music for a Mighty Monster Apocalypse. I want a classified copy in the bunker with me. No - congress cannot hear it. None of your business. We lost the files. We keep no Records. Show me your papers. Leave my profit margin alone. It‘s a good war” - Reich Marshall Cheney

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